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Twitter: twitter. com Follow me (: this is ; the real slim shady: May I have your attention please? May I have your attention please? Will the real Slim Shady please stand up? I repeat, will the real Slim Shady please stand up? We’re gonna have a problem here Y’all act like ya never seen a white person before Jaws all on the floor like Pam, like Tommy just burst in the door And started whooping her ass worse than before They first were divorce, throwin?her over furniture (Ahh!) It’s the return of the. . . “Ah, wait, no way, you’re kidding, he just didn’t say what I think he did, did he?” And Dr. Dre said. . . Nothing you idiots! Dr. Dre’s dead, he’s locked in my basement! (Ha-ha!) Feminist women love Eminem “{*Eminem’s vocal turntable*} Slim Shady, I’m sick of him Look at him, walking around grabbing his you-know-what Flipping the you-know-who, yeah, but he’s so cute though” Yeah, I probably got a couple of screws up in my head loose But no worse than what’s going on in your parents’ bedrooms Sometimes, I wanna get on TV and just let loose, but can’t But it’s cool for Tom Green to hump a dead moose “My bum is on your lips, my bum is on your lips” And if I’m lucky, you might just give it a little kiss And that’s the message that we deliver to little kids And expect them not to know what a woman’s clitoris is Of course they gonna know what intercourse is By the time they hit fourth grade They got the Discovery Channel don’t they? “We ain’t nothing but mammals” Well, some of us . . .

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    Eminem talks to Chunky on New York’s 92. 3 NOW Radio Station and discusses collaborating with Justin Bieber and Ja Rule. He mentions Miley Cyrus, Jay Z and the upcoming performances he has with him. He also discusses Recovery, his drug addiction and how he got through it. . what he does in his spare time and more ! You can tell he is enjoying the interview and has a little bit of fun at the end with the interviewee. Road of Recovery interview on Shade45 Part 1: www. youtube. com Part 2: www. youtube. com Part 3: www. youtube. com

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      Y’all act like you never seen a white person before Jaws all on the floor like Pam, like Tommy just burst in the door And started whoopin’ her ass worse than before They first were divorce, throwin’ her over furniture It’s the return of the, “Ah, wait, no way, you’re kidding He didn’t just say what I think he did, did he?” And Dr. Dre said, nothing you idiots Dr. Dre’s dead, he’s locked in my basement! Feminist women love Eminem Chigga chigga chigga

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        Eminem interview with DJ Semtex -Talks about his drug addiction & his new album Realpse.

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          Eminem speaks on Kanye Big Boy and Lil Wayne diss it going? Write. . his collaboration with Jay Z, how he became friends? ? again with Royce 5 “9, of her? independence drugs and how he could not function without the drug, its renamed? E and F? one he wishes he could make his status c?? s brit ? on / off. The interviewer speaks m? Eminem I want to make diss tracks around him (Eminem). Yes, it’s not just in your t? you, the interviewer DO think it’s best as Eminem. No, it is not. Thumbs up if you pla? t!

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