12 Mar
Guys and Girls.Whats the WORST date youve ever been on?
Author: victerFor me it was a blind date sorta…we made contact online. From our telephonic conversations, she sounded really cute. BOY was i mistaken.
When we finally me, she was a fat, pimply faced nose studded chick…she looked pregnant to be more exact..sorta like a midget with a beachball.
But i didnt say anything or run away. So we go into the movie and her phone starts ringing!!to the tune of some giggling babies or something. And she answers and EVERYONE starts staring at ME…like im her keeper or something.
The conversation went on and on…someone died at work and she was making arrangements from within the movie theatre. When we finally get outta there i ask her what she’d like to eat…and she say nothing.
So, i buy a double cheeseburger for me and a sandwich for her and i tactfully suggest we eat in the car…i wanna get outta here asap.
So we get to the car and she’s like…”oh im not hungry: wtf?? i couldnt eat alone..aaaaargh!
An hour later, after ive dropped her off (and didnt turn back), i reach under the seat for the bag the food was in….Huh?? nothings there?
The Beeaitch stole my foood!!! She had a huge handbag with her and i can only guess she snuck it in there whilst i stopped at a cafe to get some ciggies.
So yeah that was my WORST date ever…and i never do blindates ever again.
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