Guys and Girls.Whats the WORST date youve ever been on?

DonnnyD asked:


For me it was a blind date sorta…we made contact online. From our telephonic conversations, she sounded really cute. BOY was i mistaken.

When we finally me, she was a fat, pimply faced nose studded chick…she looked pregnant to be more exact..sorta like a midget with a beachball.

But i didnt say anything or run away. So we go into the movie and her phone starts ringing!!to the tune of some giggling babies or something. And she answers and EVERYONE starts staring at ME…like im her keeper or something.

The conversation went on and on…someone died at work and she was making arrangements from within the movie theatre. When we finally get outta there i ask her what she’d like to eat…and she say nothing.

So, i buy a double cheeseburger for me and a sandwich for her and i tactfully suggest we eat in the car…i wanna get outta here asap.

So we get to the car and she’s like…”oh im not hungry: wtf?? i couldnt eat alone..aaaaargh!

An hour later, after ive dropped her off (and didnt turn back), i reach under the seat for the bag the food was in….Huh?? nothings there?

The Beeaitch stole my foood!!! She had a huge handbag with her and i can only guess she snuck it in there whilst i stopped at a cafe to get some ciggies.

So yeah that was my WORST date ever…and i never do blindates ever again.

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6 Responses to “Guys and Girls.Whats the WORST date youve ever been on?”

  1. bbygirl :)

    March 14th, 2010 at 12:28 am

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    LMAO. mine was when i was out with my best frend and her boyfrend. well her being such a wonderful frend (not) she decides to bring along my ex bf who is best frends with her boyfrend. i tried my best to ignore him but all of a sudden he grabs my hand. i tried to pull away but he has a death grip on it so i let it go. when we got in the movies a really hot guy was staring at me so my ex turns around and starts SCREAMING at him for looking at ‘his girl’. during the movie he kept whispering in my ear how much he still loves me and then all of a sudden he is liek sucking my face off. i was disgusted and annoyed. tht was my worst date.

  2. ALL SkReWeD UP

    March 15th, 2010 at 1:12 am

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    LOL, and I thought a date I had gone on about two weeks ago was horrid!!!!! Basically, it was with a guy I’d been “phone dating” for about a month and some weeks. We decided to have a lunch date after work and boy oh boy…….He, just like your date, talked on the phone for a good 15 minutes. That call was incoming. But then, he made an outgoing call while we were eating and stayed on the phone for an extra 30 odd minutes. I was pissed. He kept complaining and making these weird a** requests. He wanted to use my phone and then he went and started text messaging….I was done. I told him to take me home right then and damn there! He thought it was a “great”date! He called all that night, then texted all the next day. He’s asking me am I sick or something because I don’t want to talk to him anymore. Never again!

  3. Snake doctor

    March 16th, 2010 at 8:07 am

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    I would have went back to her house and broke her nose if she did that to me just fyi and my worse date went something like this…..
    Mine was a blind date we meet over myspace and she was really cute and we text for about a week or so and then that friday we made plans to see a movie. So i go to her house and se was very cute nice and sweet. No one was home just me and her and she said ok lets go i just have to let the dog in, she let the dog in and it ran to attack me and jumped on me and was biting me so i pined its head down with one hand reached into my pocket and pulled out my knife with the other and stabed it in the neck a couple times and then she started crying and then her parents walked in and from the way the house was her dad could not see her only me covered in blood so he ran to tackle me and we went to the ground and he fell on the knife in my hand so then i got off he we had to call the ambulance it just was not fun and the worse part was i missed the movie….

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    March 17th, 2010 at 8:20 am

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    It was when the guy “forgot him wallet” and I had to go pick him up. I don’t know what I was thinking!!! And then he tried to get some too!! We ended up messing around a little bit but I regretted it.

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